You’re too stupid to be free.

You voted for this, therefore you owe. You owe the country. The country that by and large subsidizes you.

What will you do besides take up space and let someone else think for you?

Have you all called your representative?

Have you taken up arms?

Do we have to kill them all ourselves too?

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He’s just a reflection of you, but even you don’t realize that you cannot be president without love in your heart. You didn’t even realize when you benefited from one who had some. You were just too dumb to understand. Now we’re all fucked. Thanks.

Around here in New York, we knew he was an insufferable loser 40 years ago. Just pathetic. Always was. Only a certain type recognized him as anything else. They were terrible people too.

A president cannot only be concerned with peace when there is an award at stake. That’s a child’s position.

It would be noble for you to commit suicide, where everyone can see. The broadcast could be paid for by the masses, who could then have your corpulent remains dismembered and sent to the four corners, where they could represent your principles. After a time, they could be set aflame, certain to burn for forty days and forty nights, like some fucking religious miracle. So commit suicide like a proper chief executive.

How? Maybe just more cocaine than usual. Maybe just one time, take the stairs instead of the elevator. In the absence of required effort on your part, perhaps you could just stroke out at the podium.

You could go into hiding, like the real Hitler. That way, you could live out the next 2 months of your natural life offending no one every time you speak or shit your pants again. That would be a tremendous public service for which I’m sure an award could be created. It could be affixed to your grave, which as a condition of your estate’s acceptance of the award must be in a highly accessible place so that it can be desecrated until completely unrecognizable. Of course at that point, you will be completely forgotten, until another member of your regime dies in prison, when you might be mentioned.