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November 2022

  • Thanksgiving 2022 (or Salmonella on the Pillow)

    A poem composed for the great American parading holiday, with a delightfully misheard title.

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  • Election Day with the Antichrist

    Antichrist, we hardly knew you. We thought we did. What silly kids we were. In the 80s, the Antichrist was one guy who we heard tell was soon to “walk the Earth.” Metalhead kids everywhere used the concepts of Satan and the Antichrist to taunt their parents. It was harmless fantasy. Most of the people…

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