Grandpa, I think Frank Sinatra’s a jerk.
Friday, January 2nd, 2009
My grandfather was a big fan of Frank’s. He had this framed picture in his living room that was a collage of sorts. Four sepia-looking images of Frank looking typically “cool.” I can remember my mother saying that she couldn’t stand Frank Sinatra. I could never get a straight answer about why, but I’ve come to believe that it was her way of saying that she couldn’t stand her father-in-law.
As a child, I never took much interest in Frank. I wasn’t particularly close to my grandfather, so it wasn’t like he spent any time introducing me to the finer points of the crooner’s body of work. (My grandfather never demonstrated the finer points of anything, except maybe beating a five-year-old at checkers or dodging the question when asked about how to put English on the cue ball. I suppose there is an art to those things, albeit a questionable one.) Though I knew the songs from the countless musicals I’ve played, I only became truly interested in jazz and the American songbook in my 20s. Though I finally understood what all the fuss was about, when I finally got to listening, I liked other singers far more than Sinatra.
Frank Sinatra gets a lot of credit from a lot of people. People who don’t seem to care much about singing still have an opinion about his tone and the quality of his delivery. They gave him affectionate names like “Old Blue Eyes.” Sounds like a shiver and a sigh, doesn’t it? They tell you the obvious stuff. “Did you know he’s from Hoboken?” (Yes, I knew that. His high school is now an elementary school. I was playing a children’s theatre gig at that school the day that Frank died. By the end of the day, only hours after the news hit, they were selling t-shirts with his likeness on them on Washington Street. It was the first time I saw a Frank Sinatra t-shirt. I’m sure my grandfather would have thought a national day of mourning was in order. I spent my gig money on records and a burger.)
When I really listen, Frank sounds like an egotistical blowhard. The man could convey in a performance the idea that it was a pleasure for us to hear him. I’m reminded of Groucho Marx exchanging pleasantries with another character. “The pleasure is mine. No, the pleasure is all mine. No, surely the pleasure is all mine.” Groucho finally admits that after all, the introduction was perhaps a greater pleasure for the other man. That’s what Sinatra sounds like to me. Like Gene Simmons, only without the tendency to cry when he talks about America.
I might have overlooked the Sinatra pomposity if that had been the only shortcoming. However, upon hearing a few of his records last week, I finally hit upon why I dislike him so. His interpretations serve only him. One example of this was the way he’d alter lyrics to suit himself. Sometimes he was trying to be marketable, like when he changed Cole Porter’s line about cocaine to “perfume from Spain” for a single. Other times, he was just trying to be funny, or show how cool he was. “You give me the boot” in the same Cole Porter tune, “I Get A Kick Out Of You.” He also threw in the odd “cat” to refer to himself, or “chick” or the dreaded “ring-a-ding-ding.” The way in which Frank “interpreted” material often did not respect the song. The song was secondary to him, maybe even tertiary. I can’t appreciate that. It’s almost like you have to love Frank’s persona if you’re going to enjoy his performance. That’s fine if you’re into his shoe-lift swank thing, but what if you’re not?
A true artist would be one who could bring new truth to the piece without abandoning its integrity. Frank was not capable of offering new truth. He might have, if not for that old Frank Sinatra bullshit. What a burden. What a drag to be Frank Sinatra, dragging that ego around all the time.

